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15.06.2025 02:39
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Men more likely than women to orgasm from anal penetration, study finds - PsyPost
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why is there no evidence of a multiverse theory?
Everyone loved it.
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why cant I motivate myself to go to school (grade 10)?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What do you do when you are struggling to fall asleep?
No way
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Do very hot men ever feel attracted to an ugly woman? Why?
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Brian Daly Named Director of Division of Investment Management - SEC.gov
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
If a cat is feminine in German, what article do you give to a male cat?
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)